Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
|Franco: If we use the stoner angle, we can just phone this in. Watch me.|
THE JOKE IS ON ME FOR EXPECTING ANYTHING MORE THAN A HALF-ASSED STONER MOVIE. IT REALLY IS JUST A BUNCH OF WTF!? MOMENTS THAT SHARE NO COMMON THREAD. MCBRIDE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 11:37 AM
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
|Bring up The Lovely Bones one more time. I dare you.|
A BEAUTIFULLY SHOT AND CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION MOVIE WITH THE STORY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF A HEAVY-HITTING DRAMA AND A SLICK SOUNDTRACK BY THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS. THIS IS HOW I WANT MY ACTION MOVIES MADE FROM HERE ON OUT. HANNA, YOU'VE RUINED ME.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 2:11 PM
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
|Do we look like we give a sh-t?|
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THESE TWO GUYS KICKING DRAGON ASS TOGETHER IN THE SAME MOVIE? GREAT VISUALS, GREAT EFFECTS, AND A GRITTY, DARK TONE THAT LENDS A SERIOUSNESS TO A MOVIE THAT COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED ITSELF
WITH OVER THE TOP CHEESE.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 2:17 PM
Monday, April 4, 2011
|That was amazing, but I still won't co-host the Oscars with you.|
AT ITS CORE, THIS MOVIE IS A PRETTY STANDARD ROMANTIC DRAMEDY, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING ELEMENTS TO THIS STORY THAT YOU WON'T FIND IN A KATHERINE HEIGL FILM. GREAT PERFORMANCES BY BOTH YOUNG ACTORS AS WELL.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 12:36 PM