Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Theater: Your Highness
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| Franco: If we use the stoner angle, we can just phone this in. Watch me. |
THE JOKE IS ON ME FOR EXPECTING ANYTHING MORE THAN A HALF-ASSED STONER MOVIE. IT REALLY IS JUST A BUNCH OF WTF!? MOMENTS THAT SHARE NO COMMON THREAD. MCBRIDE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
VOD: 13 Assassins
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| I will not stop until you refund my orange chicken! |
13 ASSASSINS IS THE MOST COMPLETE MARTIAL ARTS EPIC I HAVE SEEN IN ABOUT 15 YEARS.
THIS IS A PERFECT FILM.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Theater: HANNA
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| Bring up The Lovely Bones one more time. I dare you. |
A BEAUTIFULLY SHOT AND CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION MOVIE WITH THE STORY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF A HEAVY-HITTING DRAMA AND A SLICK SOUNDTRACK BY THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS. THIS IS HOW I WANT MY ACTION MOVIES MADE FROM HERE ON OUT. HANNA, YOU'VE RUINED ME.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
BluRay: Reign of Fire
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| Do we look like we give a sh-t? |
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THESE TWO GUYS KICKING DRAGON ASS TOGETHER IN THE SAME MOVIE? GREAT VISUALS, GREAT EFFECTS, AND A GRITTY, DARK TONE THAT LENDS A SERIOUSNESS TO A MOVIE THAT COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED ITSELF
WITH OVER THE TOP CHEESE.
Monday, April 4, 2011
BluRay: Love and Other Drugs
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| That was amazing, but I still won't co-host the Oscars with you. |
AT ITS CORE, THIS MOVIE IS A PRETTY STANDARD ROMANTIC DRAMEDY, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING ELEMENTS TO THIS STORY THAT YOU WON'T FIND IN A KATHERINE HEIGL FILM. GREAT PERFORMANCES BY BOTH YOUNG ACTORS AS WELL.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Netflix WI: The IT Crowd
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| I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk. |
EASILY THE FUNNIEST TELEVISION SHOW SINCE THE ORIGINAL BRITISH VERSION OF THE OFFICE. YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD WHEN YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THE THIRD TIME AROUND. WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU DIE.
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