Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
|Franco: If we use the stoner angle, we can just phone this in. Watch me.|
THE JOKE IS ON ME FOR EXPECTING ANYTHING MORE THAN A HALF-ASSED STONER MOVIE. IT REALLY IS JUST A BUNCH OF WTF!? MOMENTS THAT SHARE NO COMMON THREAD. MCBRIDE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 11:37 AM
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
|Bring up The Lovely Bones one more time. I dare you.|
A BEAUTIFULLY SHOT AND CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION MOVIE WITH THE STORY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF A HEAVY-HITTING DRAMA AND A SLICK SOUNDTRACK BY THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS. THIS IS HOW I WANT MY ACTION MOVIES MADE FROM HERE ON OUT. HANNA, YOU'VE RUINED ME.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 2:11 PM
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
|Do we look like we give a sh-t?|
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THESE TWO GUYS KICKING DRAGON ASS TOGETHER IN THE SAME MOVIE? GREAT VISUALS, GREAT EFFECTS, AND A GRITTY, DARK TONE THAT LENDS A SERIOUSNESS TO A MOVIE THAT COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED ITSELF
WITH OVER THE TOP CHEESE.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 2:17 PM
Monday, April 4, 2011
|That was amazing, but I still won't co-host the Oscars with you.|
AT ITS CORE, THIS MOVIE IS A PRETTY STANDARD ROMANTIC DRAMEDY, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING ELEMENTS TO THIS STORY THAT YOU WON'T FIND IN A KATHERINE HEIGL FILM. GREAT PERFORMANCES BY BOTH YOUNG ACTORS AS WELL.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 12:36 PM
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
|I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.|
EASILY THE FUNNIEST TELEVISION SHOW SINCE THE ORIGINAL BRITISH VERSION OF THE OFFICE. YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD WHEN YOU LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF THE THIRD TIME AROUND. WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU DIE.
Posted by The Rapid Reviewer at 9:46 AM