Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Theater: Your Highness
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| Franco: If we use the stoner angle, we can just phone this in. Watch me. |
THE JOKE IS ON ME FOR EXPECTING ANYTHING MORE THAN A HALF-ASSED STONER MOVIE. IT REALLY IS JUST A BUNCH OF WTF!? MOMENTS THAT SHARE NO COMMON THREAD. MCBRIDE, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
VOD: 13 Assassins
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| I will not stop until you refund my orange chicken! |
13 ASSASSINS IS THE MOST COMPLETE MARTIAL ARTS EPIC I HAVE SEEN IN ABOUT 15 YEARS.
THIS IS A PERFECT FILM.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Theater: HANNA
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| Bring up The Lovely Bones one more time. I dare you. |
A BEAUTIFULLY SHOT AND CHOREOGRAPHED ACTION MOVIE WITH THE STORY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF A HEAVY-HITTING DRAMA AND A SLICK SOUNDTRACK BY THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS. THIS IS HOW I WANT MY ACTION MOVIES MADE FROM HERE ON OUT. HANNA, YOU'VE RUINED ME.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
BluRay: Reign of Fire
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| Do we look like we give a sh-t? |
HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THESE TWO GUYS KICKING DRAGON ASS TOGETHER IN THE SAME MOVIE? GREAT VISUALS, GREAT EFFECTS, AND A GRITTY, DARK TONE THAT LENDS A SERIOUSNESS TO A MOVIE THAT COULD HAVE EASILY KILLED ITSELF
WITH OVER THE TOP CHEESE.
Monday, April 4, 2011
BluRay: Love and Other Drugs
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| That was amazing, but I still won't co-host the Oscars with you. |
AT ITS CORE, THIS MOVIE IS A PRETTY STANDARD ROMANTIC DRAMEDY, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING ELEMENTS TO THIS STORY THAT YOU WON'T FIND IN A KATHERINE HEIGL FILM. GREAT PERFORMANCES BY BOTH YOUNG ACTORS AS WELL.
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