Monday, February 28, 2011
BluRay: Wall•E
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| Wall•E makes a case for the size of your hard drive vs. the power of your processor. |
THE ABILITY TO DEVELOP A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ROBOTS, WITH NO REAL DIALOGUE, IS AN INCREDIBLE FEAT. WALL•E IS OUR MODERN DAY CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Netflix WI: I Am Comic
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| Comedians stage an iChat intervention for Carlos Mencia. |
IF YOU ARE A FAN OF STAND-UP COMEDY IN ANY WAY, THIS IS AN EASY MUST SEE.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Theater: Cedar Rapids
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| *Note: John C. Reilly was hilarious as always. |
YOU'RE GOING TO READ REVIEWS ABOUT THIS BEING "CUTE" OR "QUIRKY" OR HAVING "REFRESHING NORMAL CHARACTERS", ALL OF WHICH ARE SYNONYMS FOR F**KING BORING.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
TV: Top Shot (History HD)
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| My pick to win it. |
A MARKSMAN COMPETITION WITH BULLET TIME?
DUH. IT'S AWESOME.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
DVD: Unstoppable
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| Chris Pine dropped Denzel's copy of "How to Be a Blue Collar Hero". |
THIS MOVIE DOES A GREAT JOB OF KEEPING UP THE "ARE THEY GONNA MAKE IT?" FEELING EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
Friday, February 18, 2011
DVD: Walk Hard-The Dewey Cox Story
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| Go ahead. Pull it. |
THE MOST UNDERRATED COMEDY OF THE LAST DECADE. WHO KNEW JOHN C. REILLY WAS HIDING ALL THAT FUNNY FOR 15 YEARS?
Thursday, February 17, 2011
BluRay: The Edge
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| "My agent said they'd be using prop sticks! WTF!?" |
MAN VS. WILD VS. MAN! SHARP SCRIPT BY THE INDELIBLE DAVID MAMET AND VISUALLY IMPRESSIVE FOR A NINETIES MOVIE.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
BluRay: A Few Good Men
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| I swear to steal every scene that I am in and make Cruise look like a rookie. |
LONG AND SLOW BUT WORTH IT FOR SORKIN'S SCREENPLAY AND JACK'S INFAMOUS PERFORMANCE.
Monday, February 14, 2011
BluRay: Point Break
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| Original Working Title: The Forbidden Bromance |
CHEESE, CHEESE, AND MORE CHEESE.
BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE?
Friday, February 11, 2011
BluRay: The Machinist
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| Bale's Weight Loss Regimen: Watching Himself in the Shaft remake 3x a day. |
ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE CHRISTIAN BALE.
EASILY IN MY TOP 5 PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
BluRay: Constantine
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| I should have taken the blue pill. |
NOIRISH DEMON HUNTER BATTLES HELL AND NEGOTIATES WITH HEAVEN. I LOVE IT EVERY TIME.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Netflix WI: Exit Through the Gift Shop
STREET ART FINALLY GETS A DOC WORTH MENTIONING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FILM.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Theater: The Mechanic
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| The Mission: Break into FOX and destroy all evidence of The Transporter 2. |
BEN FOSTER LEGITIMIZES FORMULAIC STATHAM ACTION FILM. VICTORY LOVES PREPARATION.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
TV: Pawn Stars
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| Original Working Title: The Chins Take Vegas |
AUCTION KINGS MAKES RICK LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE THE CHUM.
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