Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Theater: Sucker Punch
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| We're here for the gang bang. |
AS TECHNOLOGY IMPROVES, THE LINE BETWEEN VIDEO GAMES AND MOVIES IS BECOMING BLURRY. THAT IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING. VIDEO GAMES MAKE UP THEIR OWN RULES, AND SO DOES SUCKER PUNCH. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEXY WOMEN, SLOW MOTION ACTION, AND MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU THINK, THEN WATCH THE KING'S SPEECH AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT ZACH SNYDER.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
DVD: Dead Man Walking
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DEAD MAN WALKING WILL TAKE YOU ON AN EMOTIONAL RIDE THAT WILL FLIP YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM ON ITS ASS. ALSO, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MILK, 21 GRAMS, MYSTIC RIVER, OR CARLITO'S WAY, IT WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT SEAN PENN IS THE GREATEST ACTOR OF HIS GENERATION.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Theater: Paul
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| Comic-Con holds a special screening for a Natalie Portman nipple-slip. |
IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN A MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF AN LOTR MOVIE OR CAN RECOGNIZE THE CANTINA MUSIC FROM MOS EISLEY IN THE FIRST FEW BARS, THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU. IF YOU DON'T FIT INTO THAT CATEGORY, THEN YOU CAN SUCK IT.
Friday, March 18, 2011
BluRay: Kick-Ass
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| Why the hell is Nic Cage in this? And what's with the John Holmes mustache?! |
I HAD FORGOTTEN JUST HOW DARK THIS MOVIE REALLY IS, AND THAT IS WHAT SAVES IT FROM BEING AN ALL-TOO-EASY FANBOY JERKFEST. THE ACTION SEQUENCES ALONE ARE WORTH WATCHING A FEW TIMES OVER. ALSO, THE MOVIE
SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED HIT-GIRL.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Netflix WI: Cowboy Bebop-The Movie
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| Just released press photo of Cowboy Bebop 2: Trannyspotter |
THIS MOVIE IS JUST TOO COOL. I DON'T USUALLY GO FOR THE ANIME FARE, BUT THE NOIRISH FEEL, HUMOR, AND BADASS ACTION SEQUENCES
OF BEBOP TURN ME INTO A MANGA NERD
EVERY TIME I WATCH IT.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Theater: The Adjustment Bureau
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| It's not that I thought God would be white, but holy sh-t he's purple. |
THIS IS A FILM THAT PEOPLE WILL EITHER IDENTIFY WITH ON A DEEP LEVEL OR PICK APART FOR ITS SUPERFICIAL INCONTINUITIES. IF YOU HAVE EVER DECIDED TO CHANGE COURSE AT A CROSSROADS IN YOUR LIFE, THIS MOVIE WILL SPEAK TO YOU.
Friday, March 11, 2011
BluRay: Stranger Than Fiction
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| Will somebody out there please notice my acting skills for once?!?! |
THIS IS THE I HEART HUCKABEES FOR WRITERS. IF PEOPLE GAVE SMART, INSIGHTFUL MOVIES LIKE THIS A CHANCE, WE WOULD SEE LESS AND LESS
CRAP AT THE THEATER.
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