Monday, January 31, 2011

BluRay: Bolt


Don't worry, MC. It gets easier. If you do this enough, your face will just stay that way.  
DISNEY - PIXAR + TRAVOLTA/CYRUS = SHITTY MOVIE

Thursday, January 27, 2011

BluRay: The Other Guys


Cut. Cut. This Ferret guy is making me laugh real hahd.
HANDS DOWN FUNNIEST MOVIE OF 2010.  THANKS FOR THE F-SHACK GUYS.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

TV: Auction Kings (Discovery)


You got a great piece here, but that cumstain makes it worthless.
HIDDEN TREASURE = TIMELESS ENTERTAINMENT

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

DVD: Clash of the Titans 2010


Must. Not. Show. Emotion.
STONEFACE RUINS MOVIES.
  PLEASE STOP WITH THIS GUY.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Netflix WI: Blade 2


You take my house and you die mutha f**cker.
SNIPES DON'T BLUSH.
  THIS WAS MUCH COOLER THAN I REMEMBERED.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

TV: Spartacus-Blood and Sand S2


The buttchin is enjoying a comeback.
THIS SHOW GIVES ME A BONER BIGTIME

Friday, January 21, 2011

BluRay: Bronson


Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.
MORE FULL FRONTAL DICK SHOTS THAN FIST FIGHTS, BUT GREAT PERFORMANCE BY TOM HARDY.