Monday, January 31, 2011

BluRay: Bolt


Don't worry, MC. It gets easier. If you do this enough, your face will just stay that way.  
DISNEY - PIXAR + TRAVOLTA/CYRUS = SHITTY MOVIE

Thursday, January 27, 2011

BluRay: The Other Guys


Cut. Cut. This Ferret guy is making me laugh real hahd.
HANDS DOWN FUNNIEST MOVIE OF 2010.  THANKS FOR THE F-SHACK GUYS.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

TV: Auction Kings (Discovery)


You got a great piece here, but that cumstain makes it worthless.
HIDDEN TREASURE = TIMELESS ENTERTAINMENT

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

DVD: Clash of the Titans 2010


Must. Not. Show. Emotion.
STONEFACE RUINS MOVIES.
  PLEASE STOP WITH THIS GUY.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Netflix WI: Blade 2


You take my house and you die mutha f**cker.
SNIPES DON'T BLUSH.
  THIS WAS MUCH COOLER THAN I REMEMBERED.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

TV: Spartacus-Blood and Sand S2


The buttchin is enjoying a comeback.
THIS SHOW GIVES ME A BONER BIGTIME

Friday, January 21, 2011

BluRay: Bronson


Do not pass go.  Do not collect $200.
MORE FULL FRONTAL DICK SHOTS THAN FIST FIGHTS, BUT GREAT PERFORMANCE BY TOM HARDY.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

DVD: Louis CK - Hilarious


Hilarious means so funny that you almost went insane when you heard that shit. It's so funny that it almost ruined your life. You're homeless now because you can't cope or reason anymore. - Louis C.K.
AS ADVERTISED